Being a pet owner is a little like being a mother, except...

 Things it's okay to let your cat do, but not your toddler:

Lick the moisture off of the windows. Every morning.

Sleep all day. But only because if you try to fight that battle, you will lose.

Cry instead of using words. Even though words would be super freaking helpful.

Climb on the counter when you are trying to sleep. He's not gonna die if he falls off.