Inside my Head

Things it's okay to do to your cat, but not your toddler:


Push him off of the thing he shouldn't have climbed on.

Leave him alone for 8 or 9 hours a day and hope you can still find a pen or two when you come home.

Pry his mouth open to get that medicine in. (Actually, I don't have children. Maybe this is necessary?)

Let him lick himself for an hour.