I Am All Kinds of Random

Today I celebrated an important part of adulthood I like to call Getting Excited About Cleaning Supplies. I bought a Scrubbing Bubbles Automatic Shower Cleaner AND a Swiffer WetJet today. Both on Sale. With coupons. And dudes, my Swiffer is RED. Heck yes. Plus the shower cleaner came with batteries even though it said it didn't. (Which is good, y'all, because I didn't think to buy batteries and I have not actually cleaned my shower the entire 7 months I've lived here. Until today. Cue gagging sounds.) And both of these products came with coupons for cleaning products, so next week I can finally clean my toilet! (Just kidding. I do that every couple of weeks. Err...and maybe actually tonight.)

This post was not intended to inform you all how nasty I am, but I guess two birds with one stone?

Am I the only person who experiences anxiety shopping in a store I'm not familiar with? I am loving living near a Target, but I will love it more when I have memorized the layout. My thoughts in no way resemble those of a rational person, but I'm all like People are watching me! I spend too much time looking at my list! I am so being judged for turning around in the middle of the aisle!

I need therapy. Oh, wait...

Milestones

Last night, I reached a new milestone in my adult life...


I cleaned up my own vomit.


It's not like I haven't puked as a Big Kid before, I've just always been hugging my BFF the toilet.

But apparently at 3am, my body had the urge to purge RIGHT NOW. (Thankfully I had gotten up to pee, so my bathroom floor got it, not my carpet.)

The bright side is that while I was fairly certain I was going to die for about 15 minutes, that "if I puke I'll feel better thing" is spot on. So while I'm a bit afraid of making my antibiotic angry again (no way it was the 10 snickerdoodles I ate last night...) I actually feel fine.


I just looked in the mirror and I don't exactly look fine...but I'll take what I can get.

Hi, I'm Twenty-One and Technology Scares Me

I got a new cell phone. It has a touch screen and I lurve it. I also have no idea what I'm doing. My (16-year-old) brother helped me set it up and then he left. And I'm kind of afraid of it. Seriously, the first thing I did was go online and buy protective phone & screen covers. Because you do not spend that much on a phone and then scratch it to heck. I put the little clear cover thingy that comes on it to keep it nice until you use it BACK ON for the time being.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go have a panic attack while trying to set up my bluetooth thingy.