Just a Note

Dear Terrible Cough,

Please go away and feel free to never come back. It is very difficult to enjoy anything when I have to concentrate on breathing. I would like to do some wedding planning and maybe enjoy the outdoors without worrying about my face swelling to twice its normal size. Please don't make me beg or resort to using less pleasant categories of my vocabulary. Also, if you must find a new home, make it not in my house, because I don't want you back. Preferably, ever. And where does all this phlegm COME FROM?!

Meg